What are the live instance parameters?

SYSTEM TELEMETRY // TARGET_INSTANCE: h_subhani_pk
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[UPTIME]           22.5 Years 
[HARDWARE]         14" Compact Multi-core (Strictly Local Compute)
[SIDE_COMPUTE]     Clove OS (Logic engine for a local coffee venture)
[SYS_MAINTENANCE]  Hypertrophy / 180g Daily Protein Allocation
[LOCAL_GRID_TIME]  PKT (UTC+5) [XX:XX:XX]
[STATUS]           Compiling next career iteration... _